May 2013
when you make eye contact with a stranger
sodamnrelatable:
to be polite, you’re like:
but then they’re just like:
WTF, I’M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
coagulates:
Im either insanely outgoing or extremely shy
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
rhibros:
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
dogesexual:
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
thehealthyway-fitblr:
thehealthyway-fitblr:
I just wish I was smart, athletic, fit, happy, have a great group of people surrounding me, like myself and all this other bullshit :(
Is that too much to ask?
HOW COULD I FORGET; AND HEALTHY & SAFE
tomlinsdelrey:
if you burn down my school ill promo you
amoying:
penguinize:
amoying:
penguinize:
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
